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living room. They, too, were happy that

and Dad, I forgot to tell you t

" Mom

xt couple

? You know I don't like to look

om, you are al

nks,

he c

his eyes at

ed. "Is a friend of

girlfriend?

at?

ou're sleepi

d down i

thing? We may have hooked up a few

ying you are sleeping with a girl wh

full name and shit - this is juicy.

dy's business plus hooking up with a

re at least using pr

ss it's up to me

s she from

t freshman year, and we've

ddies ever since," I swallowed my la

just friends. She's n

see why I think y

d his ey

hat's hooking

God. Ol

lf could answer, Gran

gs attached, no commitment and no expectations. It's lik

randpa, I couldn't

looked a bi

ong as both parties involved are

g her head in

oking up of your own?" Dad was giving me

thing that I could think of. "Dad, I'm a virgin?"

de at my answer. "T

used while Grandpa

Gerard was now hav

you ok?"

ugh his coughs, so he ju

till hac

s bruised face

n who was trying to ho

plode. Mom hurried over and patte

a bottled water. Gerry wasted no time

that. Maybe he swallo

you're ok?" I aske

ecially since I know you're

face. He really wants

else when he was interrupted b

literally sav

oor. I didn't know why, but I

omething told me I was

concerned sounding high-pitched voice screeched th

I think I'll be calling him t

oke, "It's nothing for you to worry

s it and make it better?"

n't get the memo of t

ry whisper yelled as he peeked at us

ling as she made

She was hot in a fake plastic sort of a way. She h

do - paint

led what looked like a suitcase from

o be staying h

he small of her back. "

." Of course, she had

he held out her hand

s so nice to fi

etched hand and threw he

persons who hug people the

trike on

obviously caught her off guard. "You can cal

before giving Gerry a 'are you su

ssy hair and blew out a small bre

ll be goin

d and smiled. "We

or having me

d his hea

r there smiling

th this old man

hug him. He walked right up to

s mouths

way from the young girl, but he just

! My grandpa

ers like he was giving him a massage and slightly pull h

when he realised what he just d

MO

e did the

AI

the back of it. "You my dear can call me, Wes." H

KILL

d teenager. Mom and Dad were just the

like a virgin on her wedding night. "It's nice to meet you, Wes." And with

fell on me. She

. The girl sure had nice tastes - well, only in fa

my mouth. She grabbed my cheeks a

ike

ew her arms around my neck. She almost squeezed the life out of me. She pulled away and said, "I ca