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mother has draped around her neck the same

listening to

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n for sisters. And it doesn't help that she had me at

bit their lip, batted their lashes, or twirled their hair in his presence.

e. I often want to hack up a hairball when I cat

d in the back alley of a Starbucks was e

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fs. "Have you thought about what

uit salad with my fork. "I'm

. Both my parents know what I do for a living. And while my father

sue. It's the fact that I didn't use my business skill

of your own company, hon? You

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first year of college, she's not a fan of the business world either. Which is why she's ma

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is good. Rich men and women are the only people who require my se

e indicating that she wanted to ask our parents something. "T

here be parental superv

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thday party, or a house party. Any party where

ok, binging one of my favorite shows, or smoking some high quality we

shoving a red solo cup

hank

holic beverage, and crinkles her no

t of her hand and dumping it out

he wants to get white girl wasted then so be it. Because even if she w

ny kind of alcohol for that matter. I'm a ligh

d quite a few one night

p into a nearby trash can before flipping her long dark

he knows I'm not a dancer. She also knows that she isn't one ei

er my eyes. I occasionally peek through the space in be

ou don

ing these weird robotic

ost of them snickering and m

exactly what I taught her. She sh

l who approached me asked, l

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rd of the frat house where her boyfriend is currently

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to accompany your client to whatever social event they c

nother. You want that client to feel special, like they are the only one that m

ands. When was the last time you had sex?" I

t we

if you're standing here watch

ld have faked it, but that would have been too much wo

hat about me? I'm the one who is suffering

. There are plenty of women out there who could have me

erested in this party and in th

ging me outdoors to play beer pong. "If you win, then w

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