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Chapter 2 Plants saved my life... because apparently I keep trying to die

Word Count: 2223    |    Released on: 04/11/2021

led m

our eyes at me yo

Me? Ungrat

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ime to notice him, since his earth tone skin kept blending with the stone walls of the cave, and his dirty c

ooked ridiculously cute and adorable. But I wasn't going to say that to him. The annoying prick, always kept a cans with him to help him walk around (he was perfec

now. I did

me threw his arms in the air so dramatica

s place deep in the forest when I was ten years old, and he saw me and thought: "The poor little thing. I shoul

p yelling "EAT THE BROCOLY!" until I was sixteen. Which means a few months ago. But at least he he

ven start talking in proper sentences, living in a world where magic and technology are so mixed up it gets con

t admit th

ir looking like white flames as he shook the head furiously while yelling. I couldn't stop

ing in a few seconds. Which made me roll my eyes again. This is so ridiculous, it is pathetic. "You didn't water the plants, A

off my fingers once." I sa

car

ude, I need all

to ignore him and sat on my bed next to Knox who was still sle

ad on the top. The thing was so creepy it made me uncomfo

lained, shrugging it off and kept

N'T just sh

ing in terror like it had burned my fingers. This time I

is golden eyes and picked up the mirror, which

How can a mirror like me? Even my bed do

It is p

om

om

were dangerously close to collapsing on the floor. The shake unbalanced me and Jett, but we managed to stay on

OM

ken pieces flying everywhere. The same tragic end also suffered the screens on the wall and the computer. The closet collapsed, making an loud noise of crac

ever... die from knocking tables with their head don't they? But he was stil

me for him to

uted in my head, giving me a

lf. That didn't actually ever helped me figure an

l as he usually does when he is totally freaking out, as the earthquake kept shaking t

OMETH

what

until it is over, but judging by how the earthquake was getting stronger

lay heroes. The only problem is that I almost faint

n their hair and cut tree trunks on their faces like bad cases of acnes. Caves for their nostrils and fir-tress as eyelashes and armpit hair. Their faces usually looked like they h

as an ant. A little ridicu

it was a baby. Let's hope her mother is sleeping. I don't wa

orest (thankfully it didn't reach my cave) and rain everywhere as the ground shook so much, I was scared i

troops when you need them, ah? They ha

a baby earth giant. Or any

it was getting dangerously close to the cave and I don't want my home be

y empty (I loved that lake), giggling in such a horrible voice, like stones crashing aga

nst a pile of giggling rocks) and I wasn't sure talking Martha to sleep was a good idea, since I wasn't sure if she could e

ch an

opped jumping and walkin

ason she stopped was

with her little fist, which wasn't that little since I wasn't e

" She titl

felt stupid because I was talking to a pile of rocks. A huge pile of rocks. My whole body shook, since I was in the verg

ag

voice shook terribly, the words barely coming out of

a

hopeless I'

rm. It wasn't too close to me which was probably a good

kle Little Star?" All this shouting is giving me a sore throat, bu

kle s

y managed to climb up her arm. I covered my nose with the edge of my shirt to don't inhale the scent of the pink plants

up valerians and shouting the lyrics of the song Twinkle Tw

l, and climbed up her shoulder. I did the mistake and looked down. The nausea hit me hard and I almost washed Martha's shoulder in

oving

r head turned to me, with a little frown on her face. Her huge blue eyes glued at me, and I ha

sly will loose my voice at this rate. "They

d off her shoulder shouting terrified because her nostril turned into freaking vacuum cleaners. Luckily after inhaling the valerians Martha immediately yawned, and sat on the ground, making the ground shake again.

eyes as I didn't dare to let go of the bush. It took me a few minutes to process the fact that Mart

lew towards me as a hummingbird. Thanks for

eded to know how

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Contents

Chapter 1 : Apparently stealing from giants is a bad idea... duh Chapter 2 Plants saved my life... because apparently I keep trying to die Chapter 3 Lesson of the day... Never breath through your nose while being near a cyclops
Chapter 4 Currently playing the damsel in distress
Chapter 5 Knox Ugh, nevermind, keep sleeping
Chapter 6 The wall is a pretty good company
Chapter 7 I’m very sure that rabbit insulted me
Chapter 8 Never trust a man with a lion butt
Chapter 9 How can a corpse run faster than me
Chapter 10 I got a piggy back ride by a mercenary
Chapter 11 What not to do in a court’s room
Chapter 12 Butter knives can be dangerous
Chapter 13 I got peed on
Chapter 14 I didn’t sign up for a horror movie
Chapter 15 Monsters dig me
Chapter 16 Okay, maybe I’m a cannibal
Chapter 17 Status: Currently dying of boredom
Chapter 18 Les I’m Miserable
Chapter 19 My Ancient wants to kill my friends. YAY!!! (at this rate I will drown myself in sarcasm)
Chapter 20 One question: Why me
Chapter 21 I’m not even that precious for God’s sake. Leave me alone
Chapter 22 Lesson of the day: Don’t listen to the voices
Chapter 23 Medusa can blush. Huh… interesting
Chapter 24 Sassed by the kitten… talk about being pathetic
Chapter 25 Falling is my hobby
Chapter 26 Drunk Sphinxes are the worst
Chapter 27 Apparently Yule has a thing for birds that poop on my face
Chapter 28 Death by laziness. Be careful. It’s a thing now
Chapter 29 Centaur corpses … What else do I have to deal with
Chapter 30 I adopted a dragon
Chapter 31 Oh crap!
Chapter 32 I have turned into a real life Sleeping Beauty… Where’s my Prince Charming
Chapter 33 And the Prophecy found the time to start working
Chapter 34 Xaxa goes swimming… in blood
Chapter 35 Nova goes all Jackie Chan on the devil
Chapter 36 Don’t judge people by their name
Chapter 37 Reason to Slap Ophelia List
Chapter 38 Heolstors need an Instagram account
Chapter 39 For further information ask Horatia
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